MOST UNACCEPTABLE
THINGS
PEOPLE WHO
DESERVE TO BE GOD LIKE
PEOPLE WHO
DESERVE A SLAP ROUND THE FACE WITH A WET KIPPER
FAVOURITE FILMS
ADDICTIONS
FAVOURITE SONGS
AMUSING NAMES
FAVOURITE ALBUMS
QUOTES
- A
Mullet - also known as "hockey-hair", easily
recognisable through being short on top and long at the
back (see Micheal Boltons old hair do).
- White
trainers - I'm sorry but, they look awfull!
- Anthea
Turner being on TV - she's false and steals other people
husbands! Does anyone actually like her?
- Sindy
not on sale any more - what is the world coming to?!!
- The
Teletubbies being dubbed over with American accents, but
we get all their kiddies programs as they come!!
- The
fact that we have Kiddies favourite Barney the purple
spew-inducing dinousaur who's programmes are so full of
"love" that there's no room a programme!
- South
Park is only on twice a week and on so late that I forget
it!
- It being very, VERY
cold...and not very nice at all actually...
- Haveing
nothing to do....
- Noel
Gallaghers eyebrows.....whats going on there?
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TOP
TEN (PLUS 1) PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE
GOD-LIKE:
- Gaz
Coombes
- Shirley
Manson
- Sonya
Aurora Madan
- Pink
- Björk
Gudmundsdóttir
- Cerys
Matthews
- Donna
Matthews
- Tim
Burgess
- Eddie
Izzard
- Sharleen
Spiteri
- Melanie
Chisholm
BACK
UP THERE
- Anthea
Turner
B*witched Carol
Vorderman, ok just go away now...actually can you lend us
a fiver?- Gary
Barlow, stop acting like my grandad!
- Tracey
Shaw...singing career? Hehehehehhe!
- Lee
Evans - for doing that stupid annoying voice!
- Celine
Dion
- Brian
Harvey
- Leonardo
Dicaprio
Billie
Westlife, Mariah Carey AND a
Phil Collins song - HELL ON TOAST!- Robbie from
Eastenders (can't remember his name...Dean something?)
B*witched and
Billie have been saved, I have grown to quite like them
now...even if just for the cheesyness factor...what can I say?
I'm sorry I've let you all down ;op.
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TOP
- Alien
Ressurection
- Mermaids
- Nell
- The
Brady Bunch Movie
- Precilla
Queen Of The Desert
- What's
Eating Gilbert Grape?
- Benny
& Joon
- Bramstokers
Dracular
- Thelma
& Louise
- Aliens
- Seven
DON'T
STAY DOWN HERE
- Sugar
- it rots your teeth, or that's what they WANT you to
believe
- Music
- ICQ
- CeeDees
- the buying of them
- Trainers
- the wearing and buying of them
- Laughing
when I'm not supposed to
- Spice
Girls - come on admit it YOU like them too!
- Coffee
and Teeveeee eassssiiillyyyyyy - it rocks!
- Impulse
buying
- Sleeping
far too much
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AGAIN
- JP
- Kenikie
- Trigger
Hippy - Morcheeba
- Brighton
Rock - Elastica
- Here
Comes The Big Rush - Echobelly
- Nanny
In Manhatten - Lilys
- Who
Do You Think You Are? - Spice Girls
- Blue
- Elastica
- When
I grow up- Garbage
- I
Am The Mob - Catatonia
- Sway - Bic
(prounounced Beck) Runga
- Cannonball -
The Breeders
TAKE ME
TO THE TOP
- Ivor
Biggon
- Eileen
Sideways
- Mike
Hock
- Ben
Dover
- Mr
R Soal
- Mike
Hunt
- Phil
McCavity
- Mrs
G O Nadd
- Hugh
Janus
- Don
Twank
UP TO THE
TOP
- Elastica
- Elastica
- Lustra
- Echobelly
- Pink - Can't
Take Me Home
- Version
2.0 - Garbage
- Ash - Nu Clear
Sounds
- American
Thighs - Veruca Salt
- At
The Club - Kenikie
- Spiceworld
- Spice Girls
- Splendid -
Have you got a name for it
- Bic Runga -
Drive
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CRAPPY LITTLE LIST
- "People
say`Oh you're so strong on record,' and then when they
meet me, because I'm polite, they mistake that for
weakness. Well, I am sweet, but mess with me, and I'll
wipe the floor with you." - Shirley Manson
- "I'd
have a sex change if I could go and shag myself
afterwards" - Gaz Coombes
- "In
my eyes nothing can stop me from being a legend" -
Prince Naseem
- "I
dunno you work your whole life to get some sort of
credibility, then your mother says to the press, 'Oh,
he's a lovely lad, he's never hurt anybody,' and blows it
all in 30 seconds. Cheers mum." - Jarvis Cocker
- "I'm
sure people just see me as a screaming red-head with a
big pair of boobs, but I like to think I've got something
to say." - Geri Halliwell
- "Yeah,
I think I'm cool...Well, sometimes I think I'm cool and
sometimes I think I'm a total loser." - Juliana
Hatfield
- "My
lyrics don't mean anything. It's like on 'Blue' -
"Johns gone ,his senses loaded/Over by your
house/It's so basic/I think you're faking/Have a good
time/But don't get into my hair."- the words are
nonsense. But Justine thought I had written it about
someone we both knew and said: 'I really understand what
that means, Don.' Yeah, right." - Donna Matthews
- "The
thing is with Kaliphz is they're some dodgy little band.
Why should I have to put up with such a sexist comment
from a group of imbeciles whose IQ level is probably the
same size as their pricks. I mean that, really...quote
that." - Sonya Madan on a comment by Kaliphz in
which was they claim Sonya isn't a "Real Asian"
- "She
remembers the cats. She used to talk to them, and that
was when, if she was feeling greedy, she would eat their
food as well. "My mum used to find me in the garage
eating the cat food." (Whiskas? "My favourite,
yeah.") - Mel C on her unusual childhood
- "This
happens as a direct result of me being an arrogant cow
and reckoning she is great." - Marie Du Santiago on
why all her songs are about why people are so great
I WANT TO
GO BACK UP THERE
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