VIC AND BOB TYPE STUFF:
| VIC | BOB | |
| FULL NAME: | James Moir | Robert Mortimer |
| BIRTHDAY: | 24 JAN 1959 | 23 MAY 1959 |
| FAVOURITE FILM: | Saturday Night, Sunday Morning | Star Wars |
| FAVOURITE COMEDIAN: | Tommy Cockles | Tommy Cockles |
| FAVOURITE WORD: | Oyster | Haystack |
| FAVOURITE CHARACTER: | Donald Stott | Davy Stott |
| MOTTO: | You can lead a horse to water, but you can't use a torch underwater. | War, war is stupid and so are those egg containers you get in the sheets. |