For any of you who saw the Channel 4 series and miss Les terribly here are some...

LES FACTS!

Les dislikes chives.

Les is very fond of spirit levels.

Les has a coarse, rasping laugh (but he only laughs at lemons).

Les stays up at night counting his buttons.

Les is inextricably drawn to the mouth-watering taste and texture of Orkney mangoes.

Les thinks Cardiff is in East Anglia.

Les once chased Sarah Brightman into a cheese shop!

Les once followed a gypsie for 5 miles!

Les thinks triangles are dreary.

Les is part-Turkish, part-oil, part-tusk, part-egg, part-jewel. But its his Bryan Ferry dance which makes him unique.

Les once chased a crab up an alley!

Les once beat the living daylights out of a jellyfish with a pair of ballet shoes!

Les stows his Weetabix in a bright red kennel!

Les enjoys touching pensioners' coats.

Les just can't help stealing tinned tomatoes - or is it tinned potatoes?

Les is well-respected in a subterranean kingdom near the earth's core.

Les knows a superb little Italien restaurant.

Les reckons that a fire extinguisher brings good luck.

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